JONATHAN IS PRESENT.

I write this, squeamishly crossing my legs knowing what our main topic of discussion will be for this Sunday: Circumcision. Yessireebob. The old snipn’ tip talk becomes a headliner for our show. Is it safe? Is it practical? Is there a stigma attached to the uncut? Ever stood in your high school locker room and realized you and your buddies weren’t all cut from the same co- err, cloth? (Insert silly Bill Cosby face)

Getting beat up by a girl sucks. As a kid it happened to me when my older sister caught me playing with her rainbow bright dolls. (How I turned out hetero I’ll never know) It’s even worse when you’re at the prime of your life. It’s alleged, that upon finding out that her husband, Tiger Woods, was indeed putting his balls in 18 other holes (not my joke) Elin Nordegren took a 9 iron to his face. Several times.

We’ll talk about the double standards of domestic abuse and why Elin Nordegren should be put in jail. I’m really surprised no one has brought this up yet?

To commemorate my new found chauvinism (thanks to everyone taking the FUCKING SANDWHICH THING TOO FAR) I’ve decided to celebrate by dedicating a picture to the movement of women’s subjugation below.

See you Sunday, ladies.