04/12/2009



Jonathan here! On this Sunday’s Jon and Ash with Phil:


Is the flu season over yet? I dunno. Seems like the hype over the dangers of swine flu have died down and 99.9% of the population isn’t dead from it. So what’s left to talk about? Plenty! I’ll be discussing the media manipulation over the information of swine flu – past, present and future - and the vague exposure over the risk of taking vaccines; any kind of vaccine will have certain side effects. Which one will YOU get?


It’s the “laid-up lottery” everybody! Who wants to go first?


In a perfect world, everybody’s a virgin. Right, Jesus?

Our courtly Christians are at it again with their newest chastity meme – the Christian Side Hug. Their stance on the gesture; “The idea is that hugging in the normal (i.e., not idiotic) way invites sin, as the crotches of the two huggers in question come mighty close, possibly inciting lustful thoughts.”

We’ll be talking about the “special” hug… and try to get through the segment without fucking laughing the entire time.


Do I detect some racism from females on Xbox Live?

Since our peach colored princess Zoey took a backseat in the latest installment of Left 4 Dead, our new flavor of the series, Rochelle , is feeling a little neglected. Is it the fact that most nerdy chicks on Xbox Live don’t appreciate her taste in music (she’s wearing a Depeche mode tee)? Or is it because of her color and ethnicity? I’m thinking the latter so of course I’ll bitch about how silly you little girls are being. Equal, not separate!

Speaking of princesses, it seems that many at Hampton University don’t want to recognize theirs. The camera does not lie:

We’ll go into detail about the shocking ignorance of the current player haters. I’ll also explain , regardless of race, why she probably shouldn’t be the current Miss Hampton.

On the video game block, Ashy-boy goes into the latest gaming news, a couple of big ones being Akira Yamaoka’s (creator and director of the Silent Hill series) future at Konami, and the latest scoop on Final Fantasy XIII. On a side note I love the fact Final Fantasy XIII is also being released on the Xbox 360.

Yes, another reason not to get a PS3. ^_^

All this and …

…on this Sunday’s Jon and Ash w Phil. 7pm Pacific Standard Time. 9pm Central.