Open wide, for Jon and Ash w Phil!
Thanks for stopping by our blog. This page will mostly serve as something of an event planner for our upcoming shows, hosted by VOKLE.com
If you didn’t know, VOKLE is the future of online communication and has already made headway with some pretty big names in news and entertainment. Recording artist Imogen Heap and news sites such as The Huffington Post now use VOKLE (sorry, writing “VOKLE” in all caps has become a habit… there, I did it again!) on a regular basis to communicate with their fans and to create on open platform for discussion between them.
The Internet is the wild west of information, and as far as I’m concerned, it should stay that way. Here in “the matrix,” information is uncontrolled and unregulated, and anyone can find what they need; it is the people, not the status quo, who are responsible for sharing the truth. Everyone is free to dig for answers and speak out with their own opinions without being hounded by the FCC or silenced by anyone who doesn’t find what they say to be worthy of open ears. Fuck yes.

So where do we come in? Firstly, I (Jonathan) find myself to be a bit of an iconoclast when it comes to unpopular beliefs, and I’ll be boasting about it on the live broadcast. From dating (if a girl doesn’t put out by the end of the second date, she’s not attracted to you) to politics (every exclusive ethnic organization should be discredited and disbanded), I’ll be the self-proclaimed authority on it.

My good friend Ash (second in command) well be in the driver’s seat when it comes to video game news (for all your geeks out there). He’s a snappy writer and copy editor with a journalism degree, so you can be sure he’ll correct me in front of everyone if I end up saying a word that I don’t know the definition of. (I’m sure he’s going to correct several errors on this blog, so F him in advance. XD) (Ash here — and what do you know, I am correcting several errors right now! Eff you too, buddy.)

Our third general, Phil… well, we don’t know what he’ll be doing yet. We’ll think of something. Better yet, maybe everyone out there can give him something to do. Let us know after our first broadcast!
There you have it. Thanks for stopping by and stay tuned for future blogs as well as our the topics and times of our upcoming shows on VOKLE. It’s going to be a beautiful disaster.
Peace!