April 2010
2 posts
Asalam ma lickem?
Someone correct me, but it’s an Islamic greeting, right? I don’t think too many radical Muslims will be offended at my title since only a few open minded individuals watch our show, but the creators of South Park weren’t so lucky.
http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/04/south-park-censorship-.html
Yeah so they mentioned “Muhammad” as a...
Hai, peoples!
March 2010
3 posts
Hallo!
We're on
Happy Birthday Ervin Ramos!
I think I already said it when I saw you but fuk it. I wanna suck the wine off your shirt. No homo. Ahem…moving on! Being in a police state sucks„ especially if your state wasn’t founded on being in a police STATE. (rim shot hyuck hyuck) This week we talk about an officer who actually spoke out against police abuse/quotas and what we can do to protect ourselves from police...
February 2010
4 posts
I'm going to do the swine flu update I swear!!
It’s been like a month and I’m suppose to do an update on the swine flu segment that I did in September, but due to life and…other people’s lives I’ve been half assed about it but no more! You get your update tonight whether you like it or I like it.
Tonight Phil stops being a little bitch a makes his return to the show and continues the top hate at 8. I swear I...
We're back! YAAAA
Thanks to everyone who’s been patient with us over the last couple of weeks. We’ve all been wasting our Sunday’s on valentines days and family gatherings, but no more! Today we’re back in full force ready to berate, educate and entertain.
So Ash had a few surprise subjects that he wanted to talk about. Your guess is as good as mine. He told Danny, his roommate, but...
No show again?!?
U mad, I know. I made a state of the internet address down below:
Wow it didn’t upload the first video and the second one cut out. I’m going to shoot someone.
Anyways, Happy Valentines day to everyone who’s getting some though! To everyone else who isn’t:
See you next sunday!
So...No show today?
The super bowl isn’t the reason I won’t be in studio today. Actually none of us here from the Jon and Ash with Phil show will be in studio; The guy who rents it out to us is doing a presentation for Vokle in San Francisco. He got into the finals in that whole vator-splash-competition-thinggie. So big ups to big Rob, man! His site is the reason you guys get to see me mouth off about...
January 2010
5 posts
Time for another Sunday with us. J.A.P.
I said the whole swine flu scare was bullshit! Nobody believed me, but now the Council of Europe is weighing in by investigating the whole pseudo pandemic fiasco. Details inside! :D
So eharmony got sued for not catering to the gay persuasion? I’m shocked but not surprised. (wait…what?)
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/26/BAGB1BNUE5.DTL&tsp=1
I’ll give my...
Hey…It’s Jonathan
I know I don’t blog but once a week on this site but if I blogged more often you’d notice this week I was missing. Actually, I wasn’t missing…I was just in jail. I won’t get into it now, but let’s just say it made me unable to poop for a week. Take that as it being really really bad. I’ll get into details on the arrest and the horrible experience. I don’t want to even talk about girls. I’m so...
Sugar, sugar. Do do do do.....do.........Do.
My teeth are falling out in anticipation of our main segment: High fructose corn syrup. Believe it or not, it’s probably in the fruit smoothing or nutrigrain bar you’re eating right now as you read this. We’ll be talking about a bit about history of the sweet toxin and if it’s really in ALMOST EVERYTHING WE EAT. Oh….there’s also Mercury in it. Bone apoteet. (amidoinitrite?)
...
JONATHAN IS PRESENT.
I write this, squeamishly crossing my legs knowing what our main topic of discussion will be for this Sunday: Circumcision. Yessireebob. The old snipn’ tip talk becomes a headliner for our show. Is it safe? Is it practical? Is there a stigma attached to the uncut? Ever stood in your high school locker room and realized you and your buddies weren’t all cut from the same co- err, cloth?...
Jonathan here wishing everyone a happy New Year!
Now that the vague pleasantries are out of the way I’ll just tell all 2 dozen of our fans what we have in store for this Sunday’s show.
Gay sex. Mock human sacrifices. Actors in big red snuggies carrying torches. George W. Bush. What do all these things have in common (besides being really REALLY fucking odd.)? They can all be found at one gorgeous location - The Bohemian Grove . It’s ...
December 2009
4 posts
Check us out on youtube!
Just in case you missed last weeks episode and the week before, our good friends at Vokle.com uploaded excepts for both episodes. Enjoy!
MAHALO, M-EFFERS!!
We have an interesting upcoming show to say the least. Ash is taking a Sunday sabbatical from the show (Just for this Sunday people. Don’t have a fit.) and my ex stripper sister will be filling in his seat for the event. Ash ended up telling the world my sister use to strip and that got everyone in the room curious about what she looks like and what she’s up to. Sorry to say, but she hung up...
A special guest and more topics planned for...
Why hello there, folks. Ash here! Just in time for the show tomorrow night, I am riding in on my white horse to let you all know that there’s going to be a bit more going on tomorrow night than you previously thought!
First off, I will be interviewing our first-ever special guest, top voice actor Rob Paulsen. Yes, our debut show was so popular that we already have stars breaking our...
Jonathan here! On this Sunday’s Jon and Ash with...
Is the flu season over yet? I dunno. Seems like the hype over the dangers of swine flu have died down and 99.9% of the population isn’t dead from it. So what’s left to talk about? Plenty! I’ll be discussing the media manipulation over the information of swine flu – past, present and future - and the vague exposure over the risk of taking vaccines; any kind of vaccine will have certain side...
November 2009
5 posts
Ash here!
Since we’re fresh off the humble success of our first show, I thought it would be a good idea to swoop in and bestow my copy-editing powers upon this blog and clean it up a little, and somewhere along the way I decided to write something of my own as well.
So yeah, the show was a whole lot of fun to do! It’s not every day that you get to wax poetic to the Internets about issues you...
OUR EVENT
On this week's episode of Jon and Ash w/Phil -
Did Malcolm X have the right idea about his views on racism and equality? Did he and J. Edgar Hoover have more in common than we previously thought?
Was Martin Luther King Jr. a hypocrite? Are the KKK really racist? Well… on that last question, I’ll just answer it right now: fuck yes.
On this Sunday’s show I’ll talk about the follies of segregated racial...
Open wide, for Jon and Ash w Phil!
Thanks for stopping by our blog. This page will mostly serve as something of an event planner for our upcoming shows, hosted by VOKLE.com
If you didn’t know, VOKLE is the future of online communication and has already made headway with some pretty big names in news and entertainment. Recording artist Imogen Heap and news sites such as The Huffington Post now use VOKLE (sorry, writing...
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