Asalam ma lickem?

         

    Someone correct me, but it’s an Islamic greeting, right? I don’t think too many radical Muslims will be offended at my title since only a few open minded individuals watch our show, but the creators of South Park weren’t so lucky.

http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/04/south-park-censorship-.html

Yeah so they mentioned “Muhammad” as a character in their newest episode and got a bunch of death threats from some radical Islamic website. The producers of Comedy Central even went so far as to edit out the word “Muhammad” from the show, replacing it with bleeps. I’ll discuss my P.O.V on the situation and get the audiences’ commentary going as well. Phil has his top hate at 8 and Ash says something videogame related. (Hope it’s not about Final Fantasy X.)

Not to stray off topic, but doesn’t Shawn king look like one of those aliens from “Mars Attacks”?

See you in a bit!

Hai, peoples!

Hallo!

We’re on

Happy Birthday Ervin Ramos!

I think I already said it when I saw you but fuk it. I wanna suck the wine off your shirt. No homo. Ahem…moving on!

Being in a police state sucks„ especially if your state wasn’t founded on being in a police STATE. (rim shot hyuck hyuck) This week we talk about an officer who actually spoke out against police abuse/quotas and what we can do to protect ourselves from police harassment. I was in jail. I know how the law works.

Rape and eroticism? In my bible? It’s more likely than you think.http://www.examiner.com/x-5445-Politics-in-Education-Examiner~y2010m3d4-Students-trade-bibles-for-porn-at-Texas-college?#comments

So a group called Atheist Agenda is going around trading porn for bibles because they say porn is a lot more useful than the holy text? I’m all for that! Or…am I? Find out my opinion on the whole fiasco as I call this segment “Jesus lust me, this I blow.”

 

Phil’s got his top hate at 8 and if Ash (or me) get enough time to play it, we’ll give a teeny weenie (hey don’t look at my crotch!) review on Final Fantasy XIII.

See you Sunday!

I’m going to do the swine flu update I swear!!

It’s been like a month and I’m suppose to do an update on the swine flu segment that I did in September, but due to life and…other people’s lives I’ve been half assed about it but no more! You get your update tonight whether you like it or I like it. Tonight Phil stops being a little bitch a makes his return to the show and continues the top hate at 8. I swear I need leashes for these guys. It’s a short update, I know, but I got shit ta do! Something something racist seeutonite!

We’re back! YAAAA

Thanks to everyone who’s been patient with us over the last couple of weeks. We’ve all been wasting our Sunday’s on valentines days and family gatherings, but no more! Today we’re back in full force ready to berate, educate and entertain.

So Ash had a few surprise subjects that he wanted to talk about. Your guess is as good as mine. He told Danny, his roommate, but not me. -_- I don’t think I’m going to like this..

Phil is bringing back the top hate at 8 which is now a new fan favorite. He put someone on blast last time that a lot of us knew. Who knows this time? It might be YOU! *points at you…and YOU* More great news! Youtube decided to put out and let me finally upload my videos. (for a week it was giving my computer a hard time.) Now I’m able to show everyone the excerpts of the past shows, in bite sized form! Check out teh clips below:

There’s moar on our youtube page so check em out.

Oh, I also did some half naked modeling on Saturday.Don’t forget to ask me about that story. Whooh..

See you in a bit!

No show again?!?

U mad, I know. I made a state of the internet address down below: Wow it didn’t upload the first video and the second one cut out. I’m going to shoot someone. Anyways, Happy Valentines day to everyone who’s getting some though! To everyone else who isn’t: See you next sunday!

So…No show today?

The super bowl isn’t the reason I won’t be in studio today. Actually none of us here from the Jon and Ash with Phil show will be in studio; The guy who rents it out to us is doing a presentation for Vokle in San Francisco. He got into the finals in that whole vator-splash-competition-thinggie. So big ups to big Rob, man! His site is the reason you guys get to see me mouth off about our president and bitch about my sex life every Sunday night. XD All that being said I COULD do the show from MY webcam. 2 reasons I’m not doing that. ONE, my webcam is shitty so all you’ll see if 2 frames per second of me moving around, lookin like someone smeared caramel all over the screen….and TWO - I’m still editing the shows from the previous weeks to post them up on youtube. We DO have a youtube page, but there’s nothing on it at the moment. I’m trying to figure out this whole editing process and it’s killing my brain. Finding out what codecs to use. Matching up the imported video with the project settings. Overlays and keyframes and rendering… I pretty much look like this staring at the fucking tutorial: I’m getting it done! Don’t worry! I’d say by the middle of next week we should have at least 1 youtube video on JAP’s youtube page. After all this…just one. ……….. Oh! Good news though! Ash might actually broadcast the show from his mac at his house with Phil! I won’t be there because I’m putting my head through a wall, but they’ll have no problem entertaining you guys. :) We WILL be back next week in full force with all of our segments and tasteless humor in tow. So uh..see you half today and then full next Sunday?

Time for another Sunday with us. J.A.P.

I said the whole swine flu scare was bullshit! Nobody believed me, but now the Council of Europe is weighing in by investigating the whole pseudo pandemic fiasco. Details inside! :D So eharmony got sued for not catering to the gay persuasion? I’m shocked but not surprised. (wait…what?) http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/26/BAGB1BNUE5.DTL&tsp=1 I’ll give my take on the situation and I’m sure me and Ash won’t see eye to eye on it. If we were gay it would be penis to penis….and we wouldn’t be arguing. HIIYOOOOOOO!!! This is our last week we spend the final 30 minutes of our show to focus on a exclusive character from one of T.V.s finest shows: Lost. Last on our character profile is Sawyer, played by Josh Holloway. The sexy bastard makes me such a hater. Tune in to hear what we have to say. All this and mucho more on Jon and Ash w Phil. What the hell does this thing do?